this is what a good hitler joke looks like
smh why are straight boys always asking for bra sizes?? Like what u gonna do with that information?? Calculate the volume of the boob??? Imagine the boobs in ur head? Ur not gonna touch them that’s for sure
i constantly switch from hearing really fast circus music in my head to hearing mozarts dies irae
“The secret ingredient is love”
writing an essay pointing out the pristine depictions of materialism as a coping strategy in “all quiet on the western front” ~just girly things~
"You guys were like two peas in a pod."