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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster


kyleyo:

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HOW did this happen thIs is unacceptable i was number one im gonna kill the person who is now what the fuck

HOW did this happen thIs is unacceptable i was number one im gonna kill the person who is now what the fuck




my dads girlfriend was gonna do my senior pictures for me bc shes a photographer but my mom found out about it and she made me find someone else





Anonymous: Apparantly Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber in the face and it was caught on tape

yah i think it was bc of his ex wife or something???



i dont like people with subwoofers in their cars bc its all bass and when i dont have my hearing aids in its the only fucking thing i can hear and it makes me so angry







STOP the fetishization of homosexuality




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